Richard Heene Reality TV Shows

It's no secrect that Richard Heene planned the hoax of his son Falcon being "trapped" inside their homemade flying saucer balloon. But why'd he do it?

He was hoping to get publicity for his awesome inventions and great scientific mind... so he could host his own reality TV show.

What would these shows have been like? More importantly, what would their theme songs have been?

Thankfully we don't have to wonder. Richard Heene hired professional musicians to perform two TV show theme songs.
1. Richard Heene: Science Detective
2. Richard Heene, Contractor
Listen below (the YouTube clip has both songs on it):


So, some tips for everyone out there looking for their own reality tv shows, from our friend Richard:
1. Come up with TV show concept
2. Write a long theme song
3. Get the song recorded
4. Plan a publicity stunt regarding the safety of one of your loved ones, preferrably your child or your friend's child
5. Begin executing the stunt
6. Call the TV stations about the story
7. Oh yeah, call the police about the "emergency"
8. Do interviews
9. Get found out...
10. Go to jail...
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1,114. Get your own reality TV Show!